Quick, get to the church!
There’s a church I drive past frequently that has a long drive up to it, at the end of this drive, the road is cross hatched in yellow, with giant writing on it saying “CHURCH ENTRANCE KEEP CLEAR AT ALL TIMES”.
Now, I appreciate that people don’t like having their driveways blocked, but, I’m trying to imagine the sort of emergencies when you’d need immediate access to a church. The only thing I can come up with is a vampire apocalypse in which crosses and holy water are urgently required.
