Naming the animals.
Don’t know why it’s never occurred to me before, but I’m going to name the animals I see in the garden. So far we have our duck couple, Derek and Doreen; the pheasant, who I’m going to call Phil, because he reminds me of Phil Jupitus; and the partridges, which I won’t name yet, because I haven’t seen them for a while and can’t remember how many there are.
