"A topless woman wouldn’t be appropriate as voters might get distracted."
Possible Voting Tactics
- Take some dice, and roll for it.
- Sell my vote on eBay, use the proceeds to buy a bow, and then, if neccessary, shoot the resulting elected idiot with it.
- Run into the polling station, and shout “Bugritt! Millenium hand an shrimp” at the top of my voice, and then run off again.
- Vote while wearing a Guy Fawkes Mask and spouting alliterative gibberish.
Tenuous Connection
Spurred on by Apple’s rethinking of how a computer should look and act, several new companies have launched pleasure items that aren’t as obvious as the adult novelties of bygone day
Um, what? From Switched, who also have a tenuous grasp on reality.
Transferred
Yay. Moved from wordpress to tumblr. I honestly can’t believe how easy that was. Took all of five minutes, including altering the dns records. Well done, Tumblr.